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Respected Readers,

Namaskar. The following Ananda Marga Questionnaire comes to us by way of Shrii Amrit Laloo - a longtime and dedicated Ananda Margii.

Respectfully,
AM-GLOBAL Moderators

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ANANDA MARGA QUESTIONAIRE - Read on! If you find the questionnaire funny, laugh out loud. If not, laugh anyway.

Several possible options are given to the questions below. Choose the option/s that you think are the correct one/s.

Who is the boss ? At present there are 2 PPs.  Which of the two PPs, Calcutta or Ranchi PP, was elected  / selected in accordance with the Caryacarya guidelines given by Baba ?

a) Ranchi PP

b) Calcutta PP

c) Who’s the boss ?

How many AM factions have come into being after 1990?

a)      two

b)      three

c)       too many to count

As per Neo-Humanism, which  is now the new super race ?

a) Bengalii

b) Hindii

c) German

d) Neo-humanism- what is this ?

 It is a well known fact that Ac. Rudrananda Avt. is power mad and Ac. Sarvatmananda Avt. has influenced the Bengalization of AM. After their demise (mahaprayan), which of the two will have have a longer lasting negative effect on AM ?

a) Rudrananda

b) Sarvatmananda

c) both

 All the existing factions have posted SS's to all the sectors to influence the activities, capture projects and also to create divisions  among the margiis.  At this moment which Sector has the most number of SS's?

a) New York Sector –US$$$$$

b) Nairobi sector (too poor)

c) Berlin Sector

d) Delhi sector

 After 1990, which narrow sentiment has surfaced within the ranks of AM with serious consequences?

a) language sentiment ( Bengalii group and Hindii Group) very funny

b) geo- sentiment ( Bangla samaj –most important samaj in the world)

c) socio-sentiment

d) all of the above

 The slogan "one human society" does not apply to groupist members of AMPS because

a) Present groupist AM members do not constitute a society

b) Present groupist members are not Ananda Margiis as they don’t follow 16 points

c) The present leadership in AM do not belong the human society

d) The leadership are not human- they are demigods

e) none of the above

 In India for which of the guru's "Mahaprayan " is celebrated annually?

a) Lord Krishna

b) Lord Shiva

c) Shrii Shrii Anandamurtii- Ananda Marga

d) Guru Nanak- Sikhism

e) Shrila Prabhupadha -ISCON

f ) Ramakrishna Paramhansa- Rama-Krishna Mission

 Who is the greatest pseudo-intellectual in AM ?

a)      Ac. Bhaskarananda Avdt.

b)      Ac. Kritiishivananda Avdt. (new entry)

          c)    c. Abhidevananda Avdt.

          d)  Ac Narada from Suva Sector

e)      All of the above

The “Mahaprayan” festival  is held every year in Tiljala because

a)      Tiljala is an important Tiirtha – liberation is a sure gaurantee- no need for sadhana

         b)   Baba has  given “Mahaprayan” as an official function in CaryaCarya

         c)   The big-wigs want to re- affirm annually that Parama Purusa is dead

d)      We can do whatever we please because Baba is not watching us -Mahaprayan confirms this to be the case.

 Which function is most prestigious ?

a)                  Ananda Purnima (Baba’s advent on earth)

b)                 DMS

c)                  “Mahaprayan”

 Who is the major decision maker in AM affairs?

a)              “AMPS –Calcutta”

b)              “AMPS –Ranchi”

c)               The Legal Court

Which Ananda Vanii should be taken as the authentic Vanii?

a)              Calcutta Vanii

b)              Ranchi Vanii

c)               Baba’s original vaniis

d)     anyone can create a vanii-just extract one from Baba’s books-it’s official

Ananda Marga has a solution to curb unemployment in the world. By the division of AMPS, they created more vacancies: Like two PPs instead of one, and more than 18 sectorial secretaries instead of nine.

a)              this is ground-breaking- in accordance with PROUT

b)              it has been done before by other organisations

c)               More divisions of AMPS would create more vacancies

d)              a ridiculous situation

 Which DMS has the larger attendance ? The competition is on. Power is the name of the game.

a)                  Ranchi DMS

b)                 Calcutta DMS

c)                  Joke (sooo funny)

 In which sector are the board members being sued for the sum of US$ 400,000?

a)                  Nairobi sector ( too poor)

b)                 Berlin Sector

c)                  New York Sector USD $$$$$$$$$

Are some or our power-drunk, so-called leaders behaving like

a)                  capitalists

b)                 communists

c)                  definitely not Proutists

d)                 All of the above

The last rites for Ac. Nigimananda Avdt. was given high profile coverage.  Avadhutas should be given a state funeral because

a)                  they are renunciates

b)                 they have surrendered their all to Baba

c)                  they do not subscribe to pomp

d)                 they don’t seek glory

e)                  they will be recognised by the greater civil society after their demise

 Memorials must not be constructed for Baba because

a)                  it is a waste of resources

b)                 Baba did not approve of memorials

c)                  Baba is not “dead”

d)      Memorials are done for human beings, not for God

e)                 All of the above

 Which is the most important tiirtha (place of pilgrimage) for Ananda Margiis? Visit the tiirtha at least once in your life-time –no need for meditation

a)                 Jamalpur

b)                 Ranchi

c)                  Cremation place (Tiljala) liberation is a sure guarantee

d)                 All of the above

e)                 Baba did not approve of any tiirtha

 Which of the following best describes the Ranchi Adm ?

a)                  self-righteous

b)                 hard-headed

c)                  Conceited

d)                 arrogant

e)                 open-minded but anti-Bengalii

 What is the driving force behind the Calcutta Adm ?

a)                  superiority complex- Bengaliis are spiritually elevated and organisationally advanced

b)                 Bengali sentiment

c)                  Baba chose them to lead

d)                 Bihariis (housekeepers of Bengaliis) and other language groups are inferior

e)                 Groupism – all animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.

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